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Warning
This account contains—but not always—mature themes and contents which might be disturbing to viewers such as:
Blood & injuries
graphic description of violence
murder
self-harm
all kinds of substance abuse
suicidal tendencies and ideations
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General Information
| Name | Theo E. Albertelli | |
| Age | 37 | |
| Gender | Male | |
| D.O.B. | August 24th | |
| Nationality | Italian American | |
| Blood Type | A | |
| Marriage Status | Divorced | |
| Sexual Orientation | Panromantic Demisexual | |
| Current Occupation | Bartender (front) | Head of a mafia organization |
| Former Occupations | Drug dealer | Hitman |
| Affiliation | Albertelli Family |
Appearance
| Height | 196 cm/6'5 | |
| Body Type | Stocky, muscular | |
| Hair | black | reached the base of his neck. Usually tied up or slicked back. |
| Eyes | Hazel. | |
| Glasses | ✓ | severely far-sighted |
| Tattoos | ✓ | almost the entirety of his upper body is covered in tattoos. On his neck, arms, back, and waist to cover up his scars which are mostly self-inflicted. His arms and hands are more heavily-tattoed than other parts of his body |
| Scars | ✓ | hidden behind his tattoos are mostly self-inflicted burns and cuts on his palms and arms, also several scars from gunshot and stab wounds on his back and abdomen, and a surgery scar on the left part of his waist where his kidney used to be. |
Face Claims:
Naoakira Saimon from Paradox Live
Skills and stats
| Hand-to-hand combat | ☆☆☆☆☆ | |
| Marksmanship | ☆☆☆☆ | |
| Mixology | ☆☆☆☆☆ | |
| Cooking & Baking | ☆☆☆☆☆ | |
| Musical instrument | ☆☆☆☆ | Piano |
| Languages Spoken | Italian (standard Italian and Sicilian), Greek, English, Herbrew | |
| Offense | ☆☆☆☆☆ | Enormous raw strength |
| Defense | ☆☆☆ | Doesn't have much regard for his own well-being |
| Endurance | ☆☆☆☆☆ | Extraordinarily high pain tolerance |
| Health | ☆☆☆ | Being a heavy-smoker, severe alcoholic and drug addict are bound to take a toll on one's health |
| Stamina | ☆☆☆ | Isn't fit for a long fight (see reason above) but compensates in ending fights quickly |
| Intelligence | ☆☆☆☆☆ | Calm, cunning, and calculating |
| Charm | ☆☆☆☆☆ | Can fake a genuine smile and carry himself with a polite manner which conceals his violent nature. |
Psychology
"Still water runs deep"
MBTI type: INTJ
Very calm and calculating
Strong hidden tendency towards violence
An extremely private person who hides it by acting warm and friendly while keeping people at an arm's length
Hides his motives and emotions very well—maybe a little too well
Psychological disorders:
High-functioning depression
Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Pathological lying
All undiagnosed and untreated
Families
Cosa Nostra
The Albertelli family is a Sicilian mafia organization that deals with all kinds of illegal dealings but mostly focuses on drug trade, murder & contract killing, firearm trafficking, illegal gambling and money laundering.
Bloody succession
Every current heads prepared their successors to take over in case they got killed or imprisoned, but a made-man could also be the head of the family by beating the current head in hand-to hand combat. This duel of succession usually lasts until one of them died or, in a rare occassion, give up (most prefer death over the bitterness of defeat).Most of the time, the head of the family will groom more than one successor to compete against each other. This step is also taken in order to prevent betrayal from the potential sucessor who might attempt to assasinate the current head to take over their place.In the event of more than one successors, all of them would take on the bloody battle for the title of "boss".
Personal Relationships
| Vincent Albertelli (25) | Half-brother | His raison d'etre |
| Amanda Meyers (8) | Daughter | Lives with her mother, who doesn't allow him to see her often. |
| Sarah Meyers (36) | Ex-wife | After 10 years of marriage (and being together for far longer), they did not part in a good way. |
| Rebecca Meyers (60) | Former mother-in-law | Still maintains a good relation with him. Loves Theo and Vincent as her own sons. |
| Marlene Weber (previously known as Maria Albertelli) | Mother | Disappeared from his life over two decades ago |
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Trivia
He's left-handed.
Despite being an Italian, he can't stand tomatoes.
Has a dog (12 years old samoyed) named Bubbles.
Doesn't really have a hobby but engages in various activities such as cooking, baking, reading, gardening, etc. To keep himself busy and distract his mind from... unpleasant thoughts—which he has a lot.
Has Greek accent rather than Italian.
He's red-green colorblind.
Often writes poems and songs for his daughter.
He cooks and bakes sweets when he's mildly stressed. Mostly cupcakes and cookies, and decorates it elaborately—the more stressed out he is, the prettier the icings (maybe he should quit being a mafia and open a bakery instead).
Despite being a severe alcoholic, he never lets himself get drunk in front of others.
His idea of a gift is either liquor or baked-goods so if you don't tell him, you're not getting anything else.